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For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

Do you want to try a dildo? Do you like BBC? Do you want to save money? If you answered yes to two or more of those then definitely get this toy.

The Boost Blow is an oral focused experience brought to y’all by the good folks at Fleshlight. It ain’t modeled after anyone in particular, it’s just a regular pair of lips, teeth, and a tongue. But let me tell ya, the real beauty’s all on the inside…

Read our in-depth Iroha Koharu Beni review with features, pros & cons, and honest verdict for beginners and advanced users.

This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

If I had a choice between a bouquet of flowers or one flower for $13, I wouldn't mind receiving the single one so long as it was something like this lol. This is going to last longer and bring a bit more joy than the week long fading beauty of cut flowers in a vase. Is it going to bring immense joy? Not really, but it's a great way to set a mood and start things off. With its IPX7 rating, I'd be glad to see this flower floating in a candle lit bath session. The biggest downsides are the short use time, lack of storage pouch, surprisingly audible volume and too smooth nature, but those aren't enough to drive me away. As promised, here's the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D6YD9NCQ?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_1

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

Lived up to my expectations. FYI, after my review, on Flesh Assist I found "girthreviews" screen name. 40+ reviews and he says which ones worked for larger guys right out of the box vs "Mods" (cutting fins off of the sleeve).

Boasting 20 functions, Lovehoney’s Ignite 20 Ribbed Male Vibrator might just be the simple and small ticket-to-wonderful orgasmic ride you have been looking for. Thrumming with three vibration speeds and seventeen different patterns, this slightly lined little beauty with its textured ribs is part of Lovehoney’s beginner-friendly male masturbator range, designed to as much enhance and maybe even prolong a man's sexual responses. You can even squeeze this mini masturbator for extra zing. Size-friendly for any guy with its 3-inch split side, this is also a great cum extractor to travel with. For this purpose, specifically, the Ignite includes a travel lock and storage bag, is completely waterproof for easy cleaning, and like the best of modern motorized sex toys, is USB rechargeable. And stays so for over two hours. This head-teaser is the thing for solo play, as much when you want to get off fast as train yourself to ride stimulation over a long time. It could be used as much by your partner for edging fun games....watch out! Surely, you’ll alert anyone who is near when you use the Ignite—Lovehoney did not make this thing run quiet—but it really is a solid little male orgasm producer, well worth the price, made perfectly to deliver what it promises.

The Riley Reid Anal Fleshlight with the Euphoria sleeve is an absolute game changer. This isn’t just another anal Fleshlight, it’s like finding a diamond in the rough. The fit is loose for an anal sleeve but it’s snug in all the right places. The texture’s not the most intense, but that’s the beauty of it. It’s smooth and realistic, kind of like LeBron effortlessly gliding to the rim, providing that perfect balance. The designers managed to capture pure comfort and pleasure, packing it into a sleeve that feels like it was made just for you. If you’re a first-timer or just starting to explore the world of anal Fleshlights like me, this is the one to go for. It’s easy to use, beginner-friendly, and an all-around solid choice, think of it as the reliable Steph Curry three-pointer that you know will always hit the mark. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

This originally was going to be a review saying how much I hated this toy and all the negative things that I didn't like...Instead, with a better mindset, I went back, re-tested and reviewed the Quickshot, and ultimately re-wrote the entire review. The Mia Malkova Quickshot differs from its full sized versions being only about 4 inches long and is a compact reinterpretation of the textures in the full sized units. It offers a versatile, engaging experience that despite some flaws keeps pace with the full sized versions, and in some ways exceeds them. Overall its a product that I can get behind and particularly at its cheap price, really recommend.